What I Missed At Trump-Con, Day 1

Melania, the Slovenian Super-Wife, opened her mouth and actual words came out, although those words were stolen from, of all people, Michelle Obama!  OMG!  Ha-ha-ha!

Melania also had a little Rick Astley moment when she vowed that The Donald "will never give up and he'll never let you down."

With the GOP's most anti-LGBT platform ever and a staunch anti-gay VP nominee, the Lord Donald took the stage, without a trace of irony, to the music of Freddie Mercury.


It was Fear Night at the convention, with so many things to fear:  Hillary Clinton will kill somebody.  ISIS will kill somebody.  Illegal Mexican immigrants will kill somebody.  Black Lives Matter will kill somebody.  Baby parts will be sold by Planned Parenthood.

Obama is still a Muslim.  Gotta be afraid of Muslims, too.

Benghazi, Benghazi, Benghazi . . . snore.


A couple things that are good:  (Both got huge ovations from the crowd.)  The Baltimore cops who managed to turn Freddie Gray from alive into dead keep getting acquitted.  And the state of Texas continues to execute its prisoners as fast as it can.

Baio!  I missed Scott Baio!!






You can't make this shit up!