Tuesday, November 13, 2018
Yet beyond its tourism appeal, Florida is definitely . . . well, how shall I put this?
How can it be so full of shit when it has three giant assholes?
Just when you might have thought the Daft Twerp's Cabinet of Swamp Creatures couldn't get worse, he goes even deeper into the muck to find a scarier monster.
nastier, uglier, slimier.
Saturday, November 10, 2018
Before leaving for Paris on Friday, Donnie Demento gave an impromptu presser on the White House lawn. Don't know if you saw it, but it was appalling -- tRump at his thoroughly disgusting worst.
I watched it live, and was incredible -- a breathless, jumbled, hateful diatribe. When he finally zipped his butthole lips and boarded the chopper, I felt like I'd just eaten poison. He made me sick.
Our fake president is devoid of heart, soul and decency. He is a pig, ugly to his core -- ugly in his mind, in his words and deeds, and in his appearance (the hideous spray tan and that fucking ridiculous hair-do!). Quite simply, he's a defective human being.
Yesterday he said, "You have to treat the presidency with respect."
OK, but that assumes a president worthy of respect. Clearly, this one is not.
Thursday, November 8, 2018
Sherrod Brown was easily reelected as our U.S. Senator. He's a good man and a very good Senator. I've known him since childhood. Now, if we could just do something about that cuck Robbie Portman.
Locally, the results were very good. We did indeed experience a Blue Wave in Columbus and Franklin County. Hardly a Republican survivor to be found. I now have a Democratic State Senator, Dr. Beth Liston.
Less than 24 hours after the election, Trump did two things: He declared a Republican victory -- it wasn't, not by a long shot, but Trump has never lost at anything, according to Trump -- and he fired Attorney General Jeff Sessions, replacing him with DOJ chief of staff Mathew Whitaker as "acting AG" . (It's the equivalent of making the office manager the "acting CEO.") Whitaker is an unqualified, unconfirmed, placeholder -- a parasite, the remora on the fat, white underbelly of the Great Orange Predator. He's just a loyal Trumpanzee whose sole purpose is to turn the DOJ into Trump's personal law firm and thwart the Mueller probe until Trump tries to appoint another unqualified hack. Rudy? Aargh! And should the D's get frisky and challenge the legality of Whitaker's "acting" status (by rights, it ought to be Deputy AG Rod Rosenstein), don't forget that Boofy Bart Kavanaugh is now on the SCOTUS. His signature legal opinion is that a sitting (Republican) president can do no wrong and cannot be subpoenaed, investigated, indicted, or even asked about anything (except his opinion on Crooked Hillary).
I Hear Don Jr. May Be Indicted For Perjury. If It's What You're Saying, I Love It!
What could be better than Beavis -- or is it Butthead? I may have it backwards -- doing time? OK, his dad doing time would be better, but let's not get ahead of ourselves.
Another Dangerous Caravan
Trump is freaking out over reports of another caravan headed our way. This one is headed toward Washington D.C. and it's a bunch of Democrats. It includes a substantial proportion of women, many of whom are black and brown and have "funny" names. Some are even Muslim. Experts predict this caravan will reach our nation's capital in early January.
There was a mass shooting in a popular bar in Thousand Oaks, California. Twelve are dead. The killer was a local ex-Marine. For his final act, he killed himself. This horrifying incident was the second mass shooting . . . in the past twelve days! WTF, America! Too many guns, too little control, too much risk. All those proud, libitty-lovin' 'Muricans with a small aresenal at home are part of the problem, whether they know it or not. Their celebration of their fucked-up Second Amendment rights have left the rest of us looking for the escape routes in every building we enter. This new normal is not normal.
Good night, friends, and good luck.