Wednesday, January 18, 2017
Hey, Idiot Nation, here's the fraud you elected pretending he knows how to write:
Writing my inaugural address at the Winter White House, Mar-a-Lago, three weeks ago. Looking forward to Friday. #Inauguration
Instantly, far more intelligent Twitter users than he had some outstanding reactions:
"That's not how people write, Donald. You need to put the paper flat on the desk and open the notepad."
"Also another foolproof tip, I find, is to look down at the words you're writing."
"Were you constipated while writing? Sure looks like it."
"BTW, the 'Winter White House' is the White House."
"Yo, what's with the tiles behind you? Are you writing inside a Turkish bath? Or is that a room at the Kremlin?"
"Who is translating it from the original Russian?"
"You look as depressed as we feel."
"Oh, honey, this looks terribly staged. Is that a Magic Marker?"
To: Sen. Rob Portman (R-OH) and Sen. Sherrod Brown (D-OH)
Subj.: Cabinet Confirmation Hearings
Like DeVos, virtually all of Trump's cabinet picks are obscenely unqualified and strongly opposed to the purpose of the agency they would lead. It's like hogs to the trough. Tom Price for HHS, Ben Carson for HUD, Scott Pruitt for EPA, Andy Puzder for Labor -- they're all just ideological hacks temperamentally unsuited to the task at hand.
Want more? The pick to lead the DOJ, Jeff Sessions, is an anti-immigrant racist devoted to voter suppression. The Secretary of State nominee, Rex Tillerson, is in league with Russian oil oligarchs. Rick Perry, the choice for Energy, wants to eliminate that very department!
I could go on and on with more absurdities, but I won't. As your constituent, I urge you to resist the rush job and vote to deny confirmation to all of Trump's unqualified and unsuitable cabinet picks. We must do better.
Tuesday, January 17, 2017
"With malice toward all my many enemies, with charity for none, with firmness in the alt-right, as God gives me to see the alt-right." March 4, 1865
"Much has been given us, and much will be rightly expected from us. We have duties to others and duties to ourselves; and we will shirk both." March 4, 1905
"We are provincials once again, not citizens of the world. We are turning back." March 5, 1917
"Let me assert my firm belief that the only thing we have to fear is the lying liberal media, and also Mexico, Muslims, China, nasty women, Saturday Night Live, Obamacare, Meryl Streep, John Lewis, political correctness, Crooked Hillary, the EPA, . . . " March 4, 1933
"My fellow Americans, ask not what your country can do for you, ask what you can do for My Brand." January 20, 1961