Thursday, July 28, 2016
Bradley Cooper Disappoints
Bradley Cooper is a well-known, accomplished actor who has played many intriguing roles on screen. One was his portrayal of Navy SEAL Chris Kyle in "American Sniper." The film was a hit and became a big favorite at conservative pajama parties -- they loved watching Iraqi bad guys get blown away.
Bradley Cooper playing Chris Kyle is what's known as "acting." It doesn't mean he's actually a Republican or a sniper.
Conservatives were equally disappointed to learn that Anthony Hopkins doesn't really eat people, and that Morgan Freeman isn't really God.