But really, has he ever left us?
|"Because, well . . . Jesus!"|
- "Pre-natal testing leads directly to abortion."
- Rick believes, literally, in demons.
- Wants to outlaw contraception.
- "Separation of church and state makes me want to throw up."
- Racist family-values dumbfuckery.
- Santorum has left Puritanville and is speeding straight to Torquemada Town.
- "We will never have the smart people on our side."
- Today, Rick Santorum said his campaign has been suspended, but he refused to terminate it until it had undergone an ultrasound, watched a video, and had been sent home for a 48 hour waiting period.
I look forward to resuming regular Santorum floggings. #IckyRicky2016!
For my conservative friends who are not quite clinically insane, there's always George Pataki. You remember him, don't you? No? Oh well.