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Irregular commentary on whatever's on my mind -- politics, sports, current events, and life in general. After twenty years of writing business and community newsletters, fifteen years of fantasy baseball newsletters, and two years of email "columns", this is, I suppose, the inevitable result: the awful conceit that someone might actually care to read what I have to say. Posts may be added often, rarely, or never again. As always, my mood and motivation are unpredictable.

Buster Gammons

Wednesday, December 13, 2017

Maxwell Smart, EPA

Maybe you caught this bizarre news item from Trump's slough of despond.

Climate-change denier and EPA Director/Destroyer Scott Pruitt has spent $25,000 to have a sound-proof phone booth installed in his office.  He spent another $8,000 in demolition to make room for the thing.  He cited the need to make secure, private calls to the White House.  Pruitt calls it his Sensitive Compartmented Information Facility, or SCIF.  Well, LMFAO!

Previous EPA Directors felt no need for such a "Cone of Silence."  What the hell sort of super-secret spy stuff do you suppose Pruitt and Prima Donald need to talk about?  And does Pruitt need to speak into his shoe?
"Hello, Chief?"

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