A Bunch Of Republicans Walk Into A Bar . . .

(Vulgar joke warning -- what follows is an updated version of an old joke -- updated for the tax scam bill.  The old joke was crude, and so is this one.)
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Mike Pence, Mitch McConnell, Orrin Hatch, and Paul Ryan walk into a bar.  Pence orders twelve shots of bourbon for each of them.

"Whoa, guys!" exclaims the bartender.  "What's the big occasion?"

"Our first blow-job," says Pence.

"Well, congratulations!" says the bartender.  "Let me buy you each one more on the house!"

"No thanks," says Paul Ryan.  "If twelve shots don't kill the taste of Trump, one more won't help."