Friday, May 19, 2017
Wanna Get Away?
Are you caught in a shit storm for impulsively firing the FBI director, for getting caught sharing classified intelligence with Russian diplomats, and for having a special prosecutor appointed to investigate you?
Do you suffer from historically low approval ratings because two-thirds of America has figured out you're a narcissistic, incompetent, lying sack of monkey crap?
Then by all means you should leave the country and go spend time with all your great Muslim friends in Saudi Arabia! Because they really love you over there, and I'm sure the entire Islamic world is just thrilled at the prospect of your visit. After all, what could possibly go wrong?
"Donald J. Trump is calling for a complete and total shutdown of Muslims entering the U.S."
"I think Islam hates us."
"I'd certainly implement a Muslim database base. Absolutely."
"I call it extreme vetting. Extreme vetting."
"People coming here from Syria as part of this mass migration, if I win, they're going back."