Millions Of Buttholes Around The World Unclench

Emmanuel Macron is the president-elect of France, easily defeating the horrible, deplorable neo-Nazi Marine Le Pen.  Macron's decisive victory proves that, with the obvious exceptions of the United States and Great Britain, the rest of the developed world has not gone entirely nuts.

So France breathes a sigh of relief, the EU survives, and all the world's reasonable people look at America and ask themselves, "WTF?"