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Buster Gammons

Sunday, May 14, 2017

Trump In Jerusalem

Donald Trump goes on a fact-finding visit to Israel.
While he is on a tour of Jerusalem he suffers a heart attack and dies.
The undertaker tells the American diplomats accompanying him,
"You can have him shipped home for $50,000, or you can bury him here, in  
the Holy Land, for just  $100."
The American diplomats go into a corner to discuss for a few minutes.
They return with their answer to the undertaker and tell him they want  
Donald Trump shipped home.
The undertaker is puzzled and asks,
"Why would you spend $50,000 to ship him home, when it would be wonderful  
to be buried here and you would spend only $100?”
The American diplomats replied,    "Long ago a man died here, was buried  
here, and three days later he rose from the dead...  We just can't take the  

(Courtesy of a faithful reader. Thank you, faithful reader!)

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