Wednesday, October 12, 2016
Samsung's Perverse Sense Of Humor
The Samsung Galaxy Note 7 smart phone has been a failure of epic proportions. The lithium battery (or something) is prone to spontaneous combustion. At first, the company tried an exchange program, sending customers an "improved" version of the phone, which was just as bad and did exactly the same thing as original version. Recently, they gave up and announced a total discontinuation of the Galaxy 7. They're recalling every last one of 'em.
A company spokesperson said, "We were OK with it when our phones were exploding in our customers' pockets and burning the shit out of their legs, but now that the phones are being shipped back to us, we must take precautions."