Donald Trump was in Gettysburg, Pennsylvania over the weekend to make a "major address." I didn't listen to it, but from what I gather, it boiled down to this:
|The Donald learns about Gettysburg for the very first time|
from a federal employee whose job he will eliminate.
Then I will stop fraud and corruption with a hiring freeze on all federal employees because, as everyone knows, government employees are always, by their very nature, fraudulent and corrupt."
Some who were in attendance are saying that Honest Don's Gettysburg Address actually went like this: