Tuesday, January 17, 2017
What To Do On Inauguration Day
Avoid all media coverage of the inauguration event. Just walk away. It's going suck. There will be zero good speakers or poets -- no Robert Frost, no Maya Angelou. There will be zero good musical performers -- Toby Keith and a reality show singer? Puh-leeeze!
Don't go to work on Friday. Call in sick and tell the boss you have an eye problem -- you just can't see Capt. Stubby Thumbs as a legitimate president.
Attend the anti-Trump rally at 11:30 a.m. on the OSU Oval. (I just might do that!)
Drink to excess, pass out, and hope you don't wake up for four years. Cheers!