Wednesday, January 11, 2017
"Daddy Wants Some Showers"
Yesterday we learned from CNN and Buzzfeed that there is a credible report floating around intelligence circles which asserts that, over a period of years, the Russian government accumulated a significant amount of dirt on Donald Trump, both financial and personal. Although the details are unverified and we may never know the truth, the report includes one stunningly hilarious highlight:
It says that while in Moscow, Trump hired hookers to urinate on the hotel bed previously slept in by President and Mrs. Obama on a previous state visit to Russia. LMFAO! True or not, given the Pussy Grabber's twisted psyche, it certainly seems plausible.
Hearing this story, the man who shamelessly promoted fake news, utilized it and benefited from it, instantly went to his crutch, Twitter, to angrily proclaim: "FAKE NEWS! I HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH RUSSIA!"
"Russians make up a pretty disproportionate cross-section of our assets. We see a lot of money pouring in from Russia." -- Donald Trump Jr., 2008.
How rude of his own son to travel back in time to release fake news about his father.
Today, Trump held his first press conference in many months. And at this pisser -- I mean presser -- he spent most of his time attacking the media over this "fake news." Apparently, Damp Don now defines fake news as anything he doesn't like.