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Irregular commentary on whatever's on my mind -- politics, sports, current events, and life in general. After twenty years of writing business and community newsletters, fifteen years of fantasy baseball newsletters, and two years of email "columns", this is, I suppose, the inevitable result: the awful conceit that someone might actually care to read what I have to say. Posts may be added often, rarely, or never again. As always, my mood and motivation are unpredictable.

Buster Gammons

Wednesday, December 14, 2016

Time Management, Trump Style

"I don't need daily intelligence briefings on national security, believe me, and I'll give ya three reasons why I don't, OK?"

"One, I'm, like, a smart person, OK?"

"Two, all those briefings cut into my time hangin' with Kanye." 

"And three, everybody already knows what the biggest threat to America is -- it's Alec Baldwin in a wig!"

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