Irregular commentary on whatever's on my mind -- politics, sports, current events, and life in general. After twenty years of writing business and community newsletters, fifteen years of fantasy baseball newsletters, and two years of email "columns", this is, I suppose, the inevitable result: the awful conceit that someone might actually care to read what I have to say. Posts may be added often, rarely, or never again. As always, my mood and motivation are unpredictable.
Tuesday, December 6, 2016
Pizza-Gate. How Dumb Can You Be?
"Pizza-Gate" is the widely-shared alt-right fake news story claiming that Hillary Clinton is running a satanic child sex ring out of the Comet Ping Pong and Pizza shop in Washington DC. This silly yet abhorrent rumor was actively circulated by Michael Flynn Jr., son of Lt. Gen. Michael Flynn, Trump's national security adviser.
The tree and the nearby nut.
For his ugly pandering, Flynn Jr. was dismissed today from the Transition Team of Deplorables. Ya gotta be pretty bad to get fired from that outfit. Daddy General has also shared B.S. fake news stories about Hillary. He should be shit-canned too.
A couple days ago, as a direct result of this despicable pedophilia propaganda, a young right-tard entered the pizzeria with a gun and fired a few rounds into the wall. He said he was there to rescue those poor kids exploited in the sex slave trade by Big Pimp Hillary. Travis Bickle for the new millennium.
Seriously, how dumb do you have to be to believe that Hillary Clinton is actually peddling child sex from a pizza shop?
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