Sunday, December 11, 2016
I Beg To Differ
Regarding the CIA's disclosure that Russia hacked both the DNC and the RNC for the purpose of helping their buddy Donnie Drumpf win the presidency, the Deplorables came up with this happy horseshit today:
(Orange Julius, I gotta tell ya, I do believe it.)
"The RNC was absolutely not hacked." -- Reince Priebus
(Well, yes it was, Obergruppenfuhrer. The CIA confirmed it. It's just that Putin and Wikileaks decided to leak just the DNC's private info.)
(I just don't think I can do that, Reincey.)
This is seriously wrong, dear readers. Don't let go of it. Don't forget. Let's get to the bottom of it.