Friday, August 24, 2018
Bad Pecker Jokes
Yesterday, Pecker took an immunity deal in exchange for telling federal prosecutors all he knows about the who-when-why of Trump's numerous hush-money payments.
Naturally, a deluge of pecker jokes ensued. Sophomoric yes, but still funny. My morning email led with this from D.W., a regular reader:
Will Pecker Screw Trump?
And there were plenty more out there, e.g.:
Trump Loses Pecker
Trump's Pecker Cooperates, Melania Thrilled
Trump Didn't Wrap Up His Pecker
Shoulda Put A Condom On That Pecker
Betrayed By His Own Pecker
His Pecker Isn't Working For Him
Pecker Caught In Vise
Pecker Inserted Into Trump Drama
And my personal favorite, courtesy of Michael McKean:
"Mr. Pecker does not appreciate all the childish jokes about his name." -- National Enquirer/AMI spokesperson Fanny Goblincock