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Wednesday, June 15, 2016

Semi-Comprehensive List of Words & Phrases Describing Donald Trump



Liar / angry / smirking / fish-lipped / tiny-fingered vulgarian / feckin' arsewipe / demagogue / extremist / agitator / bully / Make America Hate Again / fraud / fake / grandiose / braggart / douche-lord / buffoon / blowhard / misogynist / disrespectful to women / racist / inflammatory / bigot / Islamophobe / Latinophobe / homophobe / xenophobe / five-time bankrupt / scammer / deadbeat / business failure / flake / bullshitter deluxe / flim-flam man / con artist / thin-skinned / insecure / pin-dick / gigantic asshole / soulless / snake oil salesman / deceptive / greedy / wanton / malicious / birther / fear-monger / hate-monger / conspiracy theorist / reckless / naive / dangerous / clueless on policy matters / no elective or governmental experience / argumentative / loudmouth / 3rd grade vocabulary / loathsome / philanderer / selfish / escaped mental patient / antagonistic / dictatorial / authoritarian / instigator of violence / fascist / nationalist / chauvinist / jingoist / isolationist / threat-maker / narcissist / tacky / tasteless / orange raccoon / bad spray tan / seriously, dude, WTF is up with the hair? / talking yam / orangutan / tweet-a-holic / expired bottle of Sunny Delight / disagreeable / unqualified / temperamentally unstable / disqualified / whiner / cheapskate / dog-whistler / self-important / egomaniac / shameless / incoherent / embarrassing / charlatan / inarticulate / a verbal vomitorium / a faux celebrity / torture advocate / not deserving of respect / ball-grabbing circus monkey / media whore / insane / the kind of asshole other assholes look at and say, "Now THERE'S an asshole!" / spoiled brat / tax cheat / trashy / crude / wants to bang his own daughter / megalomaniac / delusional / callous / anti-choice / anti-abortion / climate change denier / tax cutter for the rich / NRA ass-kisser / walking mass of personality disorders / obnoxious / noisy / comtemptible / dickweed / clown / ass hat / carnival barker / preferred by under-educated white men angry about something they can't quite explain / thrice-married, foul-mouthed tit judge / Humpty Trumpty / The Great Trumpkin / Donnie Drumpf / orange rage-monster / will make Mexico pay for it / "I love the poorly educated!" / "There must be some form of punishment" / shyster / dried-up saddle bag with Cheez Whiz on top / and, lest we forget, . . . LIAR! LIAR! LIAR!

Hallelujah!  Holy shit!*
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(Surely there are many more descriptive words and phrases.  Leave a comment or send me an email and we'll add to the list!  While you're working on that, enjoy Chevy Chase's epic rant* about his rotten boss from National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation.  He could be describing Trump!)


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