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Irregular commentary on whatever's on my mind -- politics, sports, current events, and life in general. After twenty years of writing business and community newsletters, fifteen years of fantasy baseball newsletters, and two years of email "columns", this is, I suppose, the inevitable result: the awful conceit that someone might actually care to read what I have to say. Posts may be added often, rarely, or never again. As always, my mood and motivation are unpredictable.

Buster Gammons















Saturday, September 22, 2012

How To Get Along At Work

 

What You Say:                                                   What You Mean:

I'm not sure that's feasible.                                   No way, asshole!

Really?                                                                 You gotta be shittin' me!

I'm a bit overloaded at the moment.                     Screw it, I'm on salary.

Of course I'm concerned.                                      Ask me if I give a shit.

Fascinating!                                                          Eat shit.

Excuse me?                                                           Eat shit and die.

Excuse me, Sir?                                                     Eat shit and die, asshole.

So you'd like my help with that?                             Kiss my ass.

I love a challenge.                                                This job sucks!

I see.                                                                   Blow me.
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