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Buster Gammons

Monday, June 11, 2018

Gut Reaction

Well, our feckless leader is off on another big-boy trip, this time to Singapore to meet with Kim Jong Un.  His mission?  To save his public image, and talk North Korea out of all its nuclear capabilities now and forever more.  Good luck with that, Mr. Fart of the Deal!

Our fake prez says he doesn't really need any preparation, and will instead rely simply on his instincts.  He says that in a matter of moments, he'll be able to tell by his "gut feeling" if the meeting will be worthwhile.

And what a prodigious gut, over-stuffed as it always is with McDonald's, KFC, and twice as much ice cream as anyone else gets.

Prima Donald may want to cut back on the vittles and save some space in that sentient gut of his for a little bit of actual North Korean nuclear knowledge.

1 comment:

  1. Oh boy! IOW, he's gonna guess. Makes me feel real good.