Satire from The Borowitz ReportKim Jong Un Reveals He Is Just Using Trump to Meet Stormy Daniels
“If Kim doesn’t get to meet Stormy, the missile tests resume,” a confidant said.
By Andy Borowitz
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Irregular commentary on whatever's on my mind -- politics, sports, current events, and life in general. After twenty years of writing business and community newsletters, fifteen years of fantasy baseball newsletters, and two years of email "columns", this is, I suppose, the inevitable result: the awful conceit that someone might actually care to read what I have to say. Posts may be added often, rarely, or never again. As always, my mood and motivation are unpredictable.
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Almost everything you do may seem insignificant, but it is most important that you do it. Gandhi
Some see the glass as half-empty, some see the glass as half-full. I see the glass as too big. George Carlin
Reality has a well-known liberal bias. Stephen Colbert
Some see the glass as half-empty, some see the glass as half-full. I see the glass as too big. George Carlin
Reality has a well-known liberal bias. Stephen Colbert
Buy the ticket, take the ride. Dr. Hunter S. Thompson
A couple bourbons,
A couple beers,
And I forget the many years
I've struggled.
J. Gill Jacobsen, Sr.
'Tis better to have blogged and lost (a few hours)
Than never to have blogged at all.
Buster Gammons
I have tried to be a friend to all.
A couple bourbons,
A couple beers,
And I forget the many years
I've struggled.
J. Gill Jacobsen, Sr.
'Tis better to have blogged and lost (a few hours)
Than never to have blogged at all.
Buster Gammons
I have tried to be a friend to all.
I remain a friend to many.
Buster Gammons
Out of the crooked timber of humanity,
no straight thing was ever made.
Immanuel Kant
If you hear a voice within you say you cannot paint,
then by all means paint and that voice will be silenced.
Vincent VanGogh
But I would not be convicted by a jury of my peers.
Still crazy after all these years.
Paul Simon
Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself.
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)
Walt Whitman
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- "Justified And Reasonable"? Baton Rouge Shame
- #BoycottRoseanne
- The Three Branches Of Government
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- Trump Tweets Throughout History
- Family Affairs
- Damage Report
- Kids Do The Darnedest Things
- Retired SCOTUS Justice: Repeal The Second Amendment
- White House TV Programming PSA
- The White Old-Fart Perspective
- GOP To NRA: "I Wish I Knew How To Quit You"
- One Of The Articles Of Faith
- OK, OK, I'll Be Catholic For A Few Days
- My Non-March Today (Will Rogers Was Right)
- Bubble Dwellers Encounter Strange New Life Form
- The Biden-Trump Kerfuffle
- Witches Speak Out
- "Of Course You Realize This Means War!"
- DO NOT CONGRATULATE!
- Arms Race: Good Or Bad? Well, It Depends
- The Best Available Candidate
- Three Cartoons
- She Blinded Me With Science!
- Facebook Sucks! (But I Still Love Your Family Pix)
- Shower Bar
- It Comes In Handy These Days
- Email To Elected Officials: Protect The Special C...
- Welcome To My New Reader In Las Vegas!
- E.F. Hutton He Ain't
- Breaking News: Mexico Will Pay For It!
- Fat Cat On A Hot Tin Roof
- UMBC Retrievers Are Barking With Joy!
- John Brennan Is Wrong
- "Buy! Buy! Buy!!!" My Education In Airline Pricing
- The Kids Are Alright
- "Mommy, I Want A Big Dick!"
- Fun With Cheetos!
- Space Wars
- Sympathy For Rex?
- It's Been One Hell Of A Day Or So At The Circus
- The Sgt. Schultz Coping Strategy
- Clintonville Kangaroos Are In Jeopardy
- Don't Forget To Fill Out Your Bracket
- The Look Of Love
- Why Should He Care?
- Ricky, Don't Lose That Number
- The Most Dangerous Woman In America?
- Another Cat Video
- Recently On "Dolt 45, Apprentice President"
- What Kim Jong Un Really Wants
- Friday Funnies
- Official White House Sex Ed Pamphlet
- Don't Watch "News" Programming On Sinclair Stations
- Porn Star Sues President
- Here's To Florida!
- Don't Forget: It's Always Russia, Russia, Russia
- "Me! Me! Me!"
- Trump's Obstruction In Three Easy Pieces
- "There's No Chaos, Just Great Energy"
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- A Good Start
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About Me
- Buster
- This blog is offered as an amusement to any open-minded, liberal-leaning readers who may stumble upon it, and as an educational service to the closed-minded conservative crowd. I hope you like it. If you don't, get your own blog.
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