Just for fun! From
The Quotable Asshole, Sellers Publishing Inc.
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I've never had a problem with drugs. I've had problems with the police. -- Keith Richards
Money can't buy you happiness, but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery. -- Spike Milligan
He was happily married - but his wife wasn't. -- Victor Borge
My grandmother is over eighty and still doesn't need glasses. Drinks right out of the bottle. -- Henny Youngman
Life's disappointments are harder to take when you don't know any swear words. -- Calvin
You get fifteen Democrats in a room, and you get twenty opinions. -- Sen. Patrick Leahy
If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure. -- Former VP Dan Quayle
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