Loyalty Pledge

The Disagreeable Don just doesn't get it.  He can't seem to get it through his comb-over that, for the moment, he's in government, that he's not running his own private business, and that he can't demand loyalty and just get rid of everyone who doesn't cover for him and kiss his flabby ass.

Which hasn't stopped him from trying.  Today we learned that he ordered Special Counsel Robert Mueller to be fired back in June, and that he and his entire administration have lied about it ever since, including today.  "Fake news," claimed the fake president.

For a guy who constantly proclaims his innocence, he does a remarkably good impression of someone who's guilty-as-hell.

From an unnamed source in the Deep State, Buster has obtained the secret Loyalty Pledge which our Twitter Tyrant tries to obtain from every member of his administration.  Here it is:


I pledge allegiance to the hair weave
Of spectacular length and lacquer,
And to the Stable Genius on top of which it sits,
One Ruler, under investigation,
With absolute power and obstruction of justice for all.