Thursday, February 16, 2017
Born-Again Baloney From Pious Pence
"A lie is just a truth that hasn't gone through conversion therapy yet." -- Mike Pence*
* Not an actual Mike Pence quote, although it might as well be.
"I am a Christian, a conservative, and a Republican, in that order." -- Mike Pence**
"Do I believe in evolution? Um . . . I embrace the view that God created the heavens and the earth, the seas, and all that's in them." -- Mike Pence**
"We in Indiana are following the message of scripture. Jesus would never have welcomed a sinner into his workplace." -- Mike Pence**
** Actual Mike Pence quotes
I'm not a religious person, but to borrow a phrase, God help us!