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Irregular commentary on whatever's on my mind -- politics, sports, current events, and life in general. After twenty years of writing business and community newsletters, fifteen years of fantasy baseball newsletters, and two years of email "columns", this is, I suppose, the inevitable result: the awful conceit that someone might actually care to read what I have to say. Posts may be added often, rarely, or never again. As always, my mood and motivation are unpredictable.

Buster Gammons















Monday, December 8, 2014

Who Writes This Stuff?


Some of the worst ads on TV come from drug companies and law firms.  At times, the ad copy can be downright nonsensical.


From a typical pharmaceutical ad:
"Don't take [our product] if you have [condition, condition, condition], or if you are allergic to [our product]."  

How would I know I'm allergic to it unless I take it?


From a typical law firm ad:
"If you or a loved one have suffered serious injury or death from [disease or defective product], contact the law offices of Dewey, Cheatham and Howe."

If I have suffered death, I'll have a hard time contacting anyone!


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