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Friday, November 10, 2017

Polls Show Alabama Voters Prefer Pedophile To Any Democrat


by Buster Gammons

BUGTUSSLE, ALABAMA -- Following a news story that Senate candidate Roy Moore sexually molested young girls, new polling in Alabama shows him surging to an insurmountable lead over Democrat Doug Jones, with just 30 days until the election.  Analysts tie the spike in his popularity to the publication of the story.

Bugtussle resident Ricky Earl Harper summed up the prevailing local opinion, saying, "Ol' Roy is one of us.  He's a conservative Christian following the example of Joseph and Mary.  He's got our vote no matter what."  Harper then added, "Besides, the other guy is a friggin' Democrat!"
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