Ivanka Trump is featured in a new Daddy Dearest warm-and-fuzzy campaign ad. "My dad is the single best person in the entire world, believe me. He will always there for you. Especially if he thinks you're hot or could lend him millions of dollars which he'd later refuse to repay."
But you can't fool me, Ivanka!
You and your creepy brothers are the Children of the Damned, all grown up. Stay away from us!