Dickhead Caption Contest

Former V.P. and unrepentent liar and war profiteer Dick Cheney has been honored with a marble bust of himself in the U.S. Capitol.  Here's a photo from the ceremonies a couple days ago, just before the dickhead was unveiled.

Let's have a caption contest!  I've started it with a couple.  Send me your own captions in "comments", by email, text, carrier pigeon, whatever.  I'll add them and keep updating this post.

Cheney is thinking to himself:  

• "And then we'd strap 'em to a board and start pouring water."

• "I hope it's not an extreme rendition of me."

• "Christ, I look like an Abu Ghraib prisoner!"

• "Reminds me of my old buddy Harry Whittington just after I shot him in the face."

• "It's made of cold, solid stone -- just like my heart."

• "George, pay attention.  They are about to unveil a Dickhead."