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Irregular commentary on whatever's on my mind -- politics, sports, current events, and life in general. After twenty years of writing business and community newsletters, fifteen years of fantasy baseball newsletters, and two years of email "columns", this is, I suppose, the inevitable result: the awful conceit that someone might actually care to read what I have to say. Posts may be added often, rarely, or never again. As always, my mood and motivation are unpredictable.

Buster Gammons















Wednesday, December 16, 2015

Deep-Pile Bombing


So, that instant military expert Ted Cruz wants to "carpet-bomb" ISIS.  He says he would "carpet-bomb them into oblivion," until they "glow in the dark."

Teddy Boy, that's some mighty tough talk there.  Let me ask you a couple questions, pardner.

Ted's anti-ISIS ordnance
Will you be dropping plush, berber, shag or textured carpet?  Maybe you're an indoor/outdoor kind of guy.  What about stain resistance?  Whatever you do, don't go cheap on the padding.

And have you considered all the alternatives?  There's always tile, hardwood or linoleum bombing.

Just want to be sure you've thought this thing through.

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