"I'll Trick 'Em Into Publicly Supporting The Humane, Efficient, Non-Profit System Used By The Rest Of The World"

Montana Senator Steve Daines (R) will today introduce an amendment calling for the United States to adopt a Medicare-for-all, single-payer system.

Of course, as a rock-ribbed, freedom-loving, tax-hating wing-nut conservative, Daines is vehemently opposed to any such plan, and he knows it won't pass, but he's putting forth his amendment as a ploy to get those shameful Democrats on record as supporting the monstrous sort of humane, efficient, less costly, non-profit system used by the rest of the civilized world.

Uh . . . OK!