Watching football on TV with my buddies last weekend, we were instructed by our lovely wives to turn down the volume during commercial breaks. We surmised they wanted to talk chick-stuff. (Pardon the dumb male shorthand.) From there, we quickly riffed on popular girl TV which they might discuss while we waited for the next snap:
Dancing With The Stars, The Biggest Loser, Say Yes To The Dress, and of course, HGTV shows like
Property Brothers, House Hunters, and
Love It Or List It.
And then we promptly created our very own new HGTV program. It's about a married couple with a home in need of major repair. The wife is wooed by a remodeling contractor with exciting (i.e. expensive) ideas. The husband is simultaneously offered a 12-pack of beer, a plate of nachos, and the couch all to himself. We're calling our new show
"Fix It Or Fuck It".
"When we come back, see what they decide."
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