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Monday, December 30, 2013

Cleveland Browns Announce Perpetual Rebuilding Program


After ending the 2013 season with yet another loss to finish 4-12, first-year Browns owner Jimmy Haslam and first-year team CEO Joe Banner fired first-year head coach Rob Chudzinski and his entire first-year coaching staff.  The two top executives said that Chud's dismissal marks the start of a new era of constant rebuilding for the once-proud franchise.

Said Haslam, "We gave Coach Chud every opportunity to succeed.  I mean, he was on the job for almost twelve full months.  C'mon!  We exercised an abundance of patience."

Banner added, "We take our new rebuilding mission very seriously.  Our coaches, quarterbacks, all the rest of the players are on notice -- if you can't produce, we'll immediately replace you with somebody else, anybody else.  No more wait-and-see, no sir.  If necessary, we'll rebuild every week."


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