Surprise, surprise! Herman Cain, horn-dog serial diddler and purveyor of pizza so shitty my kid won't eat it, has officially ended ("suspended") his quest for the GOP presidential nomination. To his credit, Herman went out classy, quoting "a poet":
Life can be a challenge.
Life can seem impossible.
It's never easy when there's so much on the line.
But you and I can make a difference.
Fuckin' deep, dude. The poet? Pikachu's good buddy, Ash, from Pokemon: The Movie 2000. Herman, we had no idea you were so well-versed in lame, old Japanese animation. You crazy old bastard, we'll miss you. 9-9-9, over and out!
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