"That Will Never Happen Again! . . . That Will Never Happen Again! . . . "

Marco Rubio, that famously thirsty, credit-addicted, climate-change-denying, vote-skipping Dondi of a boy Senator from Florida, has now become a human Vine video loop.  He caught a lot of well-deserved flak for saying "Obama knows exactly what he's doing" four times in a row during the last GOP debate.  He got stuck on a talking point and couldn't think of anything else, so he kept hitting replay.  Poor SOB can't even deliver prepared remarks properly.  Flop sweat!



After a disappointing result in Tuesday's New Hampshire primary, Rubio blamed it on his embarassing debate performance and proclaimed forthrightly, "It's on me.  I did not do well.  That will never happen again!"


And then, of course, that's exactly what happened . . . again.  Wednesday morning, Marco ran straight to Fox News and repeated his scripted response of "It's on me.  That will never happen again."  Mr. Spontaneous!



If the day ever comes when it's really true that you won't let it happen again, then I'll be the first to say, "Domo arigato, Marco Roboto."