The 2014 National Champion Ohio State Buckeyes

With two-time Big Ten Player of the Year Braxton Miller coming back at quarterback, Ohio State fans are stoked about the 2014 football season.

Miller blows out his shoulder in preseason practice.  Done for the year.  We start the season with unknown J.T. Barrett as starting QB.  We are doomed.

We win the opener.  Hey, this Barrett's not so bad!

We lose the next game at home to unranked Virginia Tech.  Barrett sucks.  We are doomed.

Barrett plays lights-out, leads us to ten straight wins and the Big Ten East title, and sets all kinds of QB records.  Hey, this Barrett's really good!  No, he's great!!  No, wait, he's better than great -- he's the best of all time!!!

Barrett breaks his ankle at the end of the Michigan game.  We are doomed.

Unknown 3rd-string QB Cardale Jones takes over as starter.  He plays lights-out, and we beat favored Wisconsin in the Big Ten Championship.

Ohio State is chosen as the 4-seed in the National Championship Playoff.

ESPN's Mark May says we are doomed because we don't really deserve to be in the playoff.



Cardale plays lights-out, leading us to victory over favored Alabama in the semi-final Sugar Bowl, and over favored Oregon in the final Championship game

We face a Heisman nominee in each of the last 3 games, we are underdogs each time, and we win all 3 times in convincing, no-doubt-about-it fashion.  Boo-yah!

The Ohio State Buckeyes are the 2014 National Champs!

I knew it all along.

Mark May can bite me.

BTW, who let Bob Newhart out there on the field last night?