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Irregular commentary on whatever's on my mind -- politics, sports, current events, and life in general. After twenty years of writing business and community newsletters, fifteen years of fantasy baseball newsletters, and two years of email "columns", this is, I suppose, the inevitable result: the awful conceit that someone might actually care to read what I have to say. Posts may be added often, rarely, or never again. As always, my mood and motivation are unpredictable.

Buster Gammons















Sunday, November 30, 2014

Dear Elizabeth Lauten: Go Stretch Yourself!


Elizabeth Lauten is communications director for U.S. Rep. Stephen Lee Fincher (R-Tenn).  After the annual Thanksgiving Presidential turkey pardon, Ms. Lauten spewed forth on Twitter in a most charming fashion:

Who the hell is Stephen Lee Fincher?  Who the hell are you, Lauten?  This is your idea of Congressional "communications?"  Of "class?"  Hot pink business suit?  Puh-leeze! You going to a bar after work?  How dare you tell anyone how to dress?

You evidently skipped the "awful teenage girl" segment of your own life and proceeded directly to your current status as a full-grown adult asshole.

Go stretch yourself!!  Preferably over something painfully large and rough.  (I'm making a face at you right now.)

Respect that!


 


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