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Thursday, March 27, 2014

Shocker Alert! -- My Attorney Has Found Me Innocent


Surprise, surprise!  N.J. Gov. Chris Christie's long-time personal law firm was appointed by Gov. Christie to conduct a taxpayer-funded investigation into Gov. Christie's role in the George Washington Bridge lane closure debacle last fall.  The investigation has concluded that -- hold onto your socks -- Gov. Christie had nothing to do with it.  It was just a couple of unaccountable rogues on the governor's staff, but His Heftiness was not involved at all and did nothing wrong.  Yeah, that's it!

Is anyone ever fooled by this sort skeevy shit?

Bill Clinton's lawyer checked out the Monica Lewinsky allegations and corroborated Bill's claim that he "did not have sex with that woman."

Richard Nixon's lawyer investigated the Watergate affair and found that Tricky Dick had no recollection of any of it.


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  1. AnonymousMarch 28, 2014 at 6:50 PM

    I had sex once and I dont remember it!!

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