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Irregular commentary on whatever's on my mind -- politics, sports, current events, and life in general. After twenty years of writing business and community newsletters, fifteen years of fantasy baseball newsletters, and two years of email "columns", this is, I suppose, the inevitable result: the awful conceit that someone might actually care to read what I have to say. Posts may be added often, rarely, or never again. As always, my mood and motivation are unpredictable.

Buster Gammons















Tuesday, February 18, 2014

I'm Not Anti-Gun, I'm Pro-Knife


"I am not anti-gun.  I'm pro-knife.  Consider the merits of the knife.  In the first place, you have to catch up with someone in order to stab him.  A general substitution of knives for guns would promote physical fitness.  We'd turn into a whole nation of great runners.  Plus, knives don't ricochet.  And people are seldom killed while cleaning their knives."  
-- Molly Ivins (1944-2007)

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