Today Is Not The Day

I long for a day -- just one -- when there is literally zero news of any hateful craziness from Don the Con and his Good Fellas administration.  Today is not the day.

"Collusion is not a crime."  It's their latest defense, and they're all saying it.  What message discipline.  Except the message sucks.  The collusion is obvious (as they now admit), and collusion leads inevitably to obstruction of justice.  Next up -- "Crime is not illegal!"

He's already tried prosecuting everyone who crosses the border, even asylum seekers.  He has separated families and put kids in Baby Jail. Now he says he'll shut down the government -- "no problem" --  if Congress doesn't fund his border wall by September 30th. That would be about a month before the midterms.  Brilliant!  Do it, Bratman, do it!  (Maybe Mexico will pay before then.)

After Charles Koch said his groups may spend less on the Trump GOP in the future, the Selfish-Made Man shot back, saying he doesn't need those "highly overrated globalists" the Koch brothers.  Doesn't need all their money and "bad ideas."  Well OK then.  No Koch money for you!

Ramblin' Rudy Guiliani is on all the TV talk shows demonstrating the latest developments in his dementia.  He delivers nonsensical word-salad answers and can now say "yes" and "no" out of both sides of his mouth simultaneously.  It's quite an amazing feat!

Religious Liberty Task Force

Jefferson Beauregard Session's DOJ will launch a "religious liberty task force" because the Racist Keebler Elf declared that religious freedom is "under attack."  (It's not.)  He'll set things right by vigorously upholding the right of snake-handling, hate-mongering Christians to practice bigotry in the name of religion, while he completely bans all other "infidel" religions.  And all Americans will be required by law to say Merry Christmas.  Now that's what I call liberty!  Yee-ha!