Welcome to Buster's Blog

Irregular commentary on whatever's on my mind -- politics, sports, current events, and life in general. After twenty years of writing business and community newsletters, fifteen years of fantasy baseball newsletters, and two years of email "columns", this is, I suppose, the inevitable result: the awful conceit that someone might actually care to read what I have to say. Posts may be added often, rarely, or never again. As always, my mood and motivation are unpredictable.

Buster Gammons

Thursday, July 12, 2018

NATO Family Values: Be Tolerant Of Screaming Babies

"I did it!  It was all me!  I got all these NATO freeloaders to agree to nothing more than the same thing they'd already agreed to back in 2006.  What a win for me!  Things were very UNFAIR before.  But now they're not.  I fixed all the problems overnight!  Everybody thanked me!  Everybody loves me!  Did I mention I got 306* electoral college votes?  Argle-bargle!  Argle-bargle!"

(Not true.  It was 304.)