Thursday, July 12, 2018
NATO Family Values: Be Tolerant Of Screaming Babies
"I did it! It was all me! I got all these NATO freeloaders to agree to nothing more than the same thing they'd already agreed to back in 2006. What a win for me! Things were very UNFAIR before. But now they're not. I fixed all the problems overnight! Everybody thanked me! Everybody loves me! Did I mention I got 306* electoral college votes? Argle-bargle! Argle-bargle!"
(Not true. It was 304.)