The FTC has ruled that companies selling "caffeine-infused underwear" as a weight-loss aid are in fact selling useless snake oil and must make refunds to all the poor dumb suckers who bought their shit. Until now, I'd never heard of such products.
I once spilled a cup of hot coffee on my lap. I didn't lose any weight, but I did sing like a member of the Vienna Boys Choir.
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