Roosevelt Allen Douglas II, of Hawthorne, Fla., is accused of masturbating in front of a 12-year-old girl, but police say he told them he was just trying to fix a hole in his pants, according to the arrest report.
Douglas' version of the story, according to the report, is that he had accidentally flashed the girl due to a hole in his pants, and he was only touching himself to try and fix the situation.
He was arrested and charged with lewd and lascivious exhibition.
This isn't the first time someone accused of wanking in the wrong place has blamed a clothing malfunction.
In January, police say a Pennsylvania man caught pounding his pud next to a convenience store told them that his penis was only out because his pants had shrunk.
It's worth noting, though, that a crazy-sounding excuse can be true.
Last October, a Florida man was accused of spanking the monkey while sitting in his car in a parking lot. He told police he was really just scratching at a rash on his testicles, and went so far as to offer to show them proof. An officer agreed, and verified that the suspect did indeed have a rash.
(That's one very dilligent police officer!)
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