It's a rapidly growing list of the sort of cray-cray things Ben Carson could have said.
Didn't say 'em, at least not yet. Give him time.
- Some respected scientists believe that aliens built Mount Everest to get closer to heaven.
- Dogs that go into animal shelters straight come out gay.
- Kangaroos were the first to sink in the great flood because they have pouches that filled up with water.
- The square root of any number is always four, because a square has four sides.
- Fish pee is especially salty, which is where salt water comes from. Before fish, everything was fresh water.
- The Amazon is the longest river named for a corporation.
- Possum fur is a natural antibiotic.
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