The U.S. Congress is not the place to go for cutting-edge fashion and style -- on either side of the aisle -- but it seems that many of today's Very Serious Conservative Congressmen are, for some reason, still sporting heavily sprayed, distinctly parted hair helmets left over from the 1980's.
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| Sen. Rob Portman (R-OH) |
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| Speaker of the House John Boehner (R-OH) |
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| My own U.S. Rep and Boehner boot-licker Pat Tiberi (R-OH) |
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| Rep. Darrell Issa (R-CA), former Chair of House Oversight Committee (Benghazi!!!!) |
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| Not an elected official. A gas bag with orangutan hair, or an old suitcase covered in Cheez Whiz. |
But wait! There is a rebel on the right side of the aisle. It's Rep. Trey Gowdy (R-SC). He took over from Issa as Chair of the Oversight Committee (Still Benghazi!!!! Plus Hillary's emails!!!!! Email-ghazi!!!!!!) Mr. Gowdy is no slave to boring old Republican tonsorial dictates. He will do, hair-wise, whatever. Here are four examples. Google "Gowdy hairstyles" for four hundred more!
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| Malfoy? |
As you know, Buster, the lovely Mrs. Gammons went to elementary school with Rob ( known to us as Robbie) Portman. Kilgore Elementary was Google enough until Junior high and High school. Then is was elected private school. SHIT! I just went to Mariemont.
ReplyDeleteKilgour, good enough, and elite. Gotta love the spell check.
DeleteAnyway, Robbie had that same hair in the 2nd grade
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