Major Garrett Should Stay In The Shower

I hope you saw President Obama's news conference today.  Cousin Barry was at the top of his game, adroitly dealing with all the bullshit questions about the Iran deal, and even asking and answering a few of his own when the press corps ran out and was speechless.

The highlight was when CBS's Major Garrett went intentionally provocative, antagonistic and grandiose as he suggested he, Major Garrett, was speaking for "the conscience of the nation" and asked the president to justify the agreement in light of four Americans still held in Iran.  Obama ripped him a well-deserved new butthole:

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Major Garrett (who names their kid Major?) was a Fox News TV "reporter" for years.  Inexplicably, CBS hired him a couple years ago.  Today, CBS may regret that hire.

It takes a whole lot of showers to wash off the stink of Fox News.  Major Garrett needs to stay in the shower for a long, long time.  He'll towel off and still be an unimportant, forgettable media hack.

Barack Hussein Obama is an historic and transformative American leader.  He'll be remembered as one of our best presidents, and I'm proud to call him a relative (albeit distant).