Sen. Rand Paul (R-KY) has won the straw poll taken to conclude this year's CPAC festivities. Congratulations, and pray tell us what this means.
The last nine CPAC poll winners have been as follows:
2015 Rand Paul
2014 Rand Paul
2013 Rand Paul
2012 Mitt Romney
2011 Ron Paul
2010 Ron Paul
2009 Mitt Romney
2008 Mitt Romney
2007 Mitt Romney
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| Good luck, dude! And better luck with your next pair of jeans. |
The "winners" picked by this weird Mormon-Libertarian coalition have resulted in just 1 nominee and 0 presidents.
It turns out that "CPAC" is a French acronym which translates to: Why bother with this useless shit?
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