Test Your Redneck Knowledge

Recently, while driving in the American south, I observed a pickup truck with a large decal in the rear window.  It read "God & Guns", beneath two crossed pistols.  I noticed a couple other details in this chance encounter with authentic redneck culture.


Test your redneck knowledge with this short quiz:

1.  What was the make of the pickup truck?
a.  Chevy
b.  Ford
c.  Dodge
d.  Toyota

2.  Describe the driver.
a.  White male
b.  White female
c.  Black male
d.  Female Pakistani anesthesiologist

3.  What was the driver wearing?
a.  LaCoste polo shirt
b.  Tuxedo
c.  Sleeveless tee-shirt
d.  Nothing

4.  What was worn on the driver's head?
a.  Fedora
b.  Stocking cap
c.  Snap-back foam trucker cap
d.  Cowboy hat

5.  What was the truck equipped with?
a.  Trailer hitch
b.  Gun rack
c.  "No-bama" bumper sticker
d.  All of the above

The correct answers, in order, are:  c, a, c, c, d.  If you got all of them right, congratulations!  You certainly know your redneck culture.  And you know enough to be very careful in West Virginia and all points south.