Got a postcard in the mail today from my long-lost crazy second cousin, twice removed, Earl Pitts-Gammons, of Bugtussle, Arkansas. Had to share it with you.
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| Cousin Earl Pitts-Gammons |
You know what makes me sick? Did you read about the Target stores? Now they've gone too far!
Target is officially "asking" all customers nationwide to leave their guns at home before shopping at a Target store. Can you believe it? Company officials said it would be the "family-friendly" thing to do. Family-friendly, my hiney!
Those lily-livered Target execs caved in to pressure from radical left-wing femi-Nazi "safety" nuts who want to take away our rights, destroy the constitution, confiscate our guns and Bibles, and turn us all into obedient little tofu-eating slaves!
These pinkos with their Volvos and their Birkenstocks don't know the first dang thing about real safety or real freedom, and it's just real simple:
Until everyone everywhere is armed with high-caliber automatic weapons at all times, ain't none of us truly safe or free.
And I ain't goin' in any Target no more.
Earl Pitts-Gammons, American
Sounds good to me. Target is my fav big box store and since your cousin and his ilk aren't there I will feel much safer shopping ;>)!
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