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Irregular commentary on whatever's on my mind -- politics, sports, current events, and life in general. After twenty years of writing business and community newsletters, fifteen years of fantasy baseball newsletters, and two years of email "columns", this is, I suppose, the inevitable result: the awful conceit that someone might actually care to read what I have to say. Posts may be added often, rarely, or never again. As always, my mood and motivation are unpredictable.

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Tuesday, November 26, 2013

Magic Bus


Buster does not condone impaired driving in any way, shape, or form, but . . . holy shit!
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After a Columbus City Schools bus was over an hour late for after-school drop-off, it was observed miles away from from its route, swerving and proceeding erratically.  The bus driver did not respond to cell phone calls.  The police were summoned to pursue the bus and stop it, which they did.

The bus driver was completely shit-faced -- later blew more than 3 times over the legal limit -- and was actually drinking from an open container -- in a school bus, with children on board! -- when she was pulled over.  Really.  At what point did this ever remotely seem to be a good idea???
 
*Finally stopped on the side of the road, the driver opened the door and said, "Wha' sheems to be th' problem, Ossifer?  Ima gunna take thiz kidz home jussus soonz I finish off my lash orty-founcer . . . oops, he-he  . . . I mean forty-ouncer.  K?"

*(Total twisted fiction ala Buster.)

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