Buster's 2012 In Twelve Sentences

A twisted distillation of the year that was, in twelve easy pieces.  Happy New Year to all!
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I'll believe corporations are people when Texas executes one.
(Jan. 11 --Bill Moyers Nails It)

I see the problem -- you have Republicans in your vagina.   
(Feb. 29 -- I See The Problem)

Cheney's team of cardiologists had been pessimistic about finding him a suitable donor organ, but they finally located one that was appropriately cold and hard.
(Mar. 25 -- If The Heart Fits, Transplant It)

Today Rick Santorum said his campaign has been suspended, but he refused to "terminate" it until it had undergone an ultrasound, watched a video, and been sent home for a 48 hour waiting period. 
(Apr. 12 -- My Campaign Is Suspended, But . . .)

My Aunt Pody always said there were two ways to screw up a mint julep:  too much sugar, not enough bourbon. 
(May 5 -- Derby Day)

Is there anything less authentic than Mitt Romney in a checkered shirt and blue jeans?
(June 19 -- Random Thoughts)

While the Muzak system played a "positive message" Christian music radio station, one TV showed NASCAR and the other was Fox News.
(July 10 -- The Statesville Trifecta)

I'll take rumpled old Sherrod Brown . . . over the fresh-faced emptiness of the Manchurian Candidate, Josh Mandel.
(Aug. 24 -- Nothing Wrong With Career Politicians)

The guy who wants to lead our country also wants roll-down windows on jets.
(Sept. 25 -- Mitt Romney, Aircraft Designer)

I'm sorry, but we simply cannot have as our president someone who wears supernatural underwear.
(Oct. 22 -- Fun Facts To Know And Tell About Mormons)

At this very moment, kicked back in his magic garments at one of his mansions, surrounded by show horses, car elevators and off-shore bank statements, Mitt might very well be saying to himself, "Jesus, I'm glad I lost!"
(Nov. 16 -- He Who Laughs Last?)

The time has come for members of both parties to leave these NRA assholes behind, fix the gun problem, and move on to better things.
(Dec. 17 -- All Quiet On The NRA Front)